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What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?
Sexual harassment.

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`It was ......


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A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover`s Lane.

When they get up there, she s......


Dad: Son, what is the difference a penis and a loaf of bread?

Son: I don`t know.

Dad: Then rem......


One day Pinocchio came to Gepetto with a problem.

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Little Johnny walked in one day on his daddy in the bathroom. He asked his father what that was hang......


A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. T......


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Two old biddies were talking about their lives with their husbands since moving to a nursing home. T......


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Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul wha......


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