KAWAΧ PO ANGIELSKU
J瞛yk obcy umie si dobrze dopiero wtedy, gdy rozumie si dowcipy w nim opowiadane !
Przesy豉jcie nam kawa造 po angielsku, niech inni te si z nich po鄉iej z Wami.
Prze郵ij kawa >>>

O zwierzakach

why does irish dogs have flat faces ? because of her chasing parked cars!!!!......


A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man......


A woman walks into the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.

`What denomination?......


A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go bac......


Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it.......


Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested......


Eddie`s first-grade class was having a game of Name That Animal. The teacher held up a picture of a ......


Said the Buddhist to the hot dog vendor: `Make me one with everything.`......


Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are dragging their right foot as they walk. <......


A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They sc......


A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar.

`Ow!`

`Ow!`

`Woof!`......


Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each ......


There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church,......


Two guys are watching a dog lick its balls and one says "Man, I wish I could do that." The o......


An old lady sits on her front porch, rocking away the last days of her long life, when all of a sudd......


One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping sh......


How does Snoop Dogg keep his teeth white?

BLEEEEEE-YATCH!......


Three young boys were fighting over whose dad was the best.

`My dad is so good he can shoot an ar......


One day, a fairy visits a lonely widow and says that she is there to give her three wishes.

......


One day this guy was sitting at this bar in Chicago and looks over and sees this guy that looks exac......


A man calls the Animal Control in his town, because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he ca......


Two guys were walking their dogs and came across a bar. Since they were hot and tired from walking t......


A Welshman, an Englishman and a Irishman were being chased by Farmer Giles with a shotgun. After 10 ......


Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died.

`You know,` Mom said, `it`......


There was this cat who loved to get drunk, who went to the bar on the other side of the tracks.

He......


MAN: I`d like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT ......


An elderly lady phoned her telephone company to report that her telephone failed to ring when her......


Willy, a mental patient, mimes driving a car as he runs around the halls of an asylum. An orderly......


There was this American tourist in Mexico, and he was getting tired of walking around, so he went up......


A wealthy old lady decides to go on a photo safari in Africa, taking her poodle along for company.


A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into th......


A blind man walked into a bank with his seeing-eye dog that guided him everywhere. He walked into th......


A little girl and her dog are walking through the forest when they suddenly fall into a pit. They sc......


A man, his son, and a dog walk into a bar.`Ow!`Ow!`Woof!`......


A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, `Not until you feed the animals.`T......


A man left his cat with his brother while he went on vacation for a week. When he came back, the man......


Two retired professors were vacationing with their wives at a hotel in the Catskills. They were sitt......


Yo mama`s so fat, when she stepped on the dog`s tail we had to change his name to Beaver.......


If they say they`re John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell ......


You Must Answer Two (2) or More Questions Correctly to Qualify.1. What language is spoken in France?......


A dog walks into Western Union and asks the clerk to send a telegram. He fills out a form on which h......


A large, powerfully-built guy meets a woman at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go bac......


Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you left it.......


-`...But I don`t like the cat :(( ` -`Shut up!!and eat your dinner!!`......


A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man`s......


A Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon are sitting around talking about their families.The Jewish guy says, ......


Guy walks into a bar and catches the barman`s eye.`Double whisky!` he shouts. The barman pours it, s......


There are two types of people in the world: Those that divide everything into two categories, and th......


Did you hear about the agnostic insomniac dyslexic? He lay awake at night wondering if there`s a Dog......


Why isn`t there mouse-flavored cat food?......


A three legged dog walks into a bar and says, `I`m lookin` for the guy that shot my paw.`......


What keys are furry? Monkeys.......


A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out for a smoke, only to r......


A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's......