A man was stranded on a desert island for 10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to shore in a wetsuit....
Man: `Hi! Am I ever happy to see you.`
Girl: `Hi! It seems like you`ve been here a long time. How long has it been since you`ve had a cigarette?`
Man: `It`s been ten years!` With this information the girl unzips a slot on the arm of her wet suit and gives the man a cigarette.
Man: `Oh thank you so much!`
Girl: `So tell me how long its been since you had a drink?`
Man: `It`s been ten years` The girl unzips a little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man a drink.
Man: `Oh... thank you so much. You are like a miracle!`
Girl: [Starting to unzip the front of her wet suit.] `So tell me then, how long has it been since you played around?`
Man: `Oh, my God, don`t tell me you`ve got a set of golf clubs in there too?!`