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Three friends had a good friend named Joe and he was, naturally, an eternal optimist. At every bad situation he would always say `It could have been worse.` His friends hated that quality about him, so they came up with a story so horrible that not even Joe could come up with a bright side.
So the next day, only two of his friends showed up for a golf date.
Joe asked, `Where`s Gary?`
And one of his friends said, `Didn`t you hear? Yesterday, Gary found his wife in bed with another man, shot them both, and then turned the gun on himself.`
Joe says,`Well it could have been worse.`
Both his friends said, `How in hell could it be worse? Your best friend just killed himself!`
Joe says, `If it had happened two days ago, I`d be dead now!`
