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A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. Well, this particular procedure involved splicing a baby elephant`s trunk onto the man`s penis. Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man`s penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a hard roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. The girl was startled and exclaimed, `What was that?`. Suddenly the penis came back, took another hard roll and just as quickly disappeared. The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, `I don`t believe I saw what I think I just saw... can you do that again?` With a bit of an uncomfortable smile the man replied, `Honey, I`d like to, but I don`t think my ass can take another hard roll!`
