Mark Twain
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't .........
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have .........
Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. ......
Golf is a good walk spoiled. ......
It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf b.........
When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.......
In certain trying circumstances, urgent circumstan.........
We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, .........
But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centurie.........
It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepa.........
Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majo.........
We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejud.........
Principles have no real force except when one is w.........
Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a .........
Each man must for himself alone decide what is rig.........
All say, "How hard it is that we have to die" - a .........
The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A.........
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice let.........
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living.........
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries dis.........
I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it take.........
You can't depend on your eyes when your imaginatio.........
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The mi.........
Humor is mankind's greatest blessing. ......
Everything human is pathetic. The secret source of.........
The very ink with which history is written is mere.........
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for .........
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ......
Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds.........
We should be careful to get out of an experience o.........
A man who carries a cat by the tail learns somethi.........
