Funny
I work until beer o'clock. ......
I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, mo.........
I don't want to achieve immortality through my wor.........
Money is better than poverty, if only for financia.........
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stup.........
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?'.........
My grandmother started walking five miles a day wh.........
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems li.........
Two things are infinite: the universe and human st.........
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equa.........
Start every day off with a smile and get it over w.........
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep t.........
I don't think anyone should write their autobiogra.........
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in B.........
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for .........
I rant, therefore I am. ......
You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog. ......
There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist. ......
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, .........
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, bu.........
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. ......
